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Friday, December 29, 2006

Motherly Advice

This weekend I have a baby shower to attend. There's nothing I love more than dressing up and being in a room 90% full of complete strangers. The best part is eating refreshments in front of said complete strangers, while trying to conceal the fact that I am a complete slob.

One of the activities at the shower will be creating a scrapbook page with motherly advice. I decided to create a few practice pages in advance, in hopes of cutting down on the "What's taking that idiotic slob so long?" embarrassment. And I have found out that I have absolutely no motherly advice, being only a wife, and therefore merely "playing house" as one gracious, lovely Aunt put it.

I do, however, have plenty of questionable advice:


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Friday, December 22, 2006

Media Wars: Episode II - Attack on the Consumer

Friday Editorial at Cynical Sarah:

Media Wars: Episode II - Attack on the Consumer

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Friday, December 15, 2006

All Lit Up

Friday Editorial at Cynical Sarah:

All Lit Up

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Let Them Eat Twinkies

Friday Editorial at Cynical Sarah:

Let Them Eat Twinkies

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Friday, December 01, 2006

All Drecked Out

Friday Editorial at Cynical Sarah:

All Drecked Out

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