This Just In: I Could Give a Steaming Cow Flop
Things I wish they would stop "reporting" in the news:
- American Idol
- 24 (I didn’t used hate Kiefer Sutherland’s guts, but I’m working on it)
- Brittany Spears
- Tom Cruise
- Dirty Restaurants
- The News Anchor’s palatial estate
- News Anchors who pretend to be everyday people after mentioning their palatial estate
- Puff pieces that amount to sycophantic advertising for their Network/Parent Company
- The latest horrible thing that will definitely kill me, if I don’t watch their report on it
- David Blaine’s latest asinine stunt
- Stories about psychics/mediums/leprechauns
- What the new black is
Labels: Celebrity Train Wrecks
posted by Sarah Letnes at 2:29 PM
8 Comments:
Yeah, the news is all crap!! The Anchor for the locl news acts like he's tyring out for CNN but he's just a jackass. Not as big a jackass as the Wx Bozo, though.
I don't get the "new black" stuff. From now on it is just Robot Chicken and the Daily Show for me.
5/09/2006 3:41 PM
I get all of my news from the Daily Show and Robot Chicken.
5/09/2006 5:17 PM
"Dicks with Time Machines" is my favorite bit on Robot Chicken - Bucka-buck!!
5/10/2006 3:10 AM
SL
Just turn it off, I did, and I sleep better,my blood pressure has come down and I have lost weight. I refuse to give up the Daily Show however, one must remain informed musn't one.
5/10/2006 5:28 AM
Yeah! Stewart was railing on Rummey last night - showed what a lying sack the Rumster really is!!
5/10/2006 10:30 AM
Phos--I saw that. It really made me afraid for our country. Not that I wasn't already.
Pay--I think we could add "Cute missing blond girl of the month." I do feel bad for these kids. But how many times has the national media wrung its ratings-greedy little hands over a missing child who wasn't cute and blond and female? I just can't think of any.
5/12/2006 7:10 AM
I'm 100% behind you on the David Blaine thing. There's just something about the guy that I don't like. The way he talks, his stupid tricks, it all annoys me. And yet, my husband insisted on watching the end of his stupid bubble stunt this week. Ugh. I hate that guy.
5/12/2006 10:18 AM
I agreed with every single one of your bullet points.
Thankfully, I don't watch any TV, but the radio has the same tidbits and dire warnings and asinine content as TV... I guess the sole blessing is that no images accompany the stories.
5/26/2006 11:36 PM
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