An Evil Laugh a Day, Makes the Children Run Away

Hillary Clinton made a guest appearance on the latest episode of Fox News Sunday, and it seems that she has yet to fire the image coach that talked her into using a painfully contrived Southern accent when she spoke at a church in Selma, Alabama on Bloody Sunday.

The interview with Chris Wallace is peppered with manic, knee-slapping, inappropriately enthusiastic laughter. In another apparent bid to make herself more accessible, Clinton-bot began a few of the questions with forced, bone chilling laughter. The miracle of Botox makes her laugh even more disturbing.

It was a lot like another laugh I heard recently. It was at the Costco, and the laughter came from no mere mortal, but a possessed animatronic witch that defies the authority of the “off” switch.

Furthermore, I think we may have to call PETA in on this one, because I have a horrible feeling that her laughter was coerced by a dedicated campaign worker who was smashing in the heads of tiny marmalade kittens with a tack hammer. And I thought that if any party would stoop to murdering small animals to win an election, it would have been the Republicans.

I would like to suggest, rather than harming any more of god’s creatures, Clinton spend a month waiting tables at the Olive Garden, or picking apples, or actually working as a nurse. Honesty and Integrity don’t come from injections at a plastic surgeon’s office, nor can they be faked by laughing in a way that frightens small children.

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