Wanted: Publicist for Britney Spears:
Must write talking points, and have patience to drill her on said talking points. Must have steady hand, in order to assist with make-up application, an eye for proportion for choosing of clothing and must be able to keep constant tabs on Ms. Spears’ hairbrush, which has a tendency to go missing. Must be willing to periodically delouse client, due to frequent exposure to lax bather. Must be willing to hold slightly used gum during television interviews. Must instruct Ms. Spears in deportment. No college degree necessary.
Recap of car crash interview with Matt Lauer.
Labels: Advice, Celebrity Train Wrecks
posted by Sarah Letnes at 6:32 AM
2 Comments:
Do you need a high school diploma or would a GED do???
You know there is nothing I like better than watching someone talking with gum in thier mouth...kind of like watching cows chew their cud. Yummy.
love,
mommie no fun
6/17/2006 9:39 AM
You have to be strong to carry the bag of quarters from all her "dates". Say what you will she uses her tongue prettier n' a twenty dollar whore.
6/17/2006 9:50 AM
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