Cursed Tongue’s Favorite Winter-time Activities in Arizona

Ah, Arizona in the winter. Where a walk to the mailbox doesn’t require any of the same equipment as a North Pole expedition. Here’s a list of my favorite things about winter in my new state:

• Forgetting my jacket and then realizing it doesn’t matter because it’s 70 degrees outside
• Sand angels
• No extra yoga because of snow shoveling related back injuries
  
• Gardening (or it will be, after I pick a landscaper)
• Pina Coladas on the verandah
• Sunbathing (or it would be, if I wanted a set of matched alligator skin luggage for my 35th birthday)
• Watching the national weather forecast and laughing at predictions for snow
• Inviting relatives in colder climes to visit
• Frappachinos anytime