Drawbacks of Global Warming

• Hot weather ideal for mosquito love fest
• The “deodorant optional” among us will really stand out
• FEMA can’t find a flood with CNN and a map
• Styrofoam makes comeback
• Smoking won’t be such an ass-pain
• No more Winter Olympics
• Some crops don’t do well in high heat—like rice and corn
• Antiquated electrical grids won’t be able to handle extended seasons of a/c usage
• “Yes, that mole is cancer.”