The funny disease.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Drawbacks of Global Warming

  • Hot weather ideal for mosquito love fest
  • The “deodorant optional” among us will really stand out
  • FEMA can’t find a flood with CNN and a map
  • Styrofoam makes comeback
  • Smoking won’t be such an ass-pain
  • No more Winter Olympics
  • Some crops don’t do well in high heat—like rice and corn
  • Antiquated electrical grids won’t be able to handle extended seasons of a/c usage
  • “Yes, that mole is cancer.”

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2 Comments:

Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Advantage:

Peckerwood City, Louisiana will be underwater for good and we won’t have to listen to it anymore.

8/08/2006 6:45 PM

 
Blogger rob said...

The Ozone layer in the atmosphere is reducing in size (so the latest scientific reports state) so may be that global warming isnt so bad after all? Yea right!!!!!!!!

8/23/2006 4:09 PM

 

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