Benefits of Global Warming
- Everyday casual Friday
- The price of oil may go up, OPEC is psyched
- Most people prefer warmer climates (How else would you explain Jamaica as a tourist destination--where people go, but don’t leave their lovely resorts?)
- Global Warming is caused by CO
2 and plants love CO2 - Longer growing season
- More precipitation, less drought
- Webbed feet will be genetically desirable
- Pesky permafrost will thaw making it easier to despoil Alaskan wilderness for with oil drills
- Calamari bumper crop
- Backyards become tropical retreats
- Dry ice martinis
Labels: Global Warming
posted by Sarah Letnes at 6:09 PM
1 Comments:
Not leaving the resorts reminds me of a tourist blurb I heard some time ago: 'Come to Jamaica and get murdered'. Can't remember where I heard it :)
8/23/2006 3:47 PM
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