The funny disease.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Benefits of Global Warming

  • Everyday casual Friday
  • The price of oil may go up, OPEC is psyched
  • Most people prefer warmer climates (How else would you explain Jamaica as a tourist destination--where people go, but don’t leave their lovely resorts?)
  • Global Warming is caused by CO2 and plants love CO2
  • Longer growing season
  • More precipitation, less drought
  • Webbed feet will be genetically desirable
  • Pesky permafrost will thaw making it easier to despoil Alaskan wilderness for with oil drills
  • Calamari bumper crop
  • Backyards become tropical retreats
  • Dry ice martinis



Blogger Fuff said...

Not leaving the resorts reminds me of a tourist blurb I heard some time ago: 'Come to Jamaica and get murdered'. Can't remember where I heard it :)

8/23/2006 3:47 PM


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