Picky Longstockings

Things that Sweetface refuses to eat:

• Fish, except for shrimp, scallops and calamari, and I think I could get him to try lobster once more, but the jury is still out on that item.
• Ham/pork chops although curiously eats bacon and fried pork in Chinese food (Frying things sometimes makes them fit for Sweetface’s consumption.)
• Anything with curry
• Soup, except for chili
• Refried beans with even a little ground clove
• Italian sausage, apples and spaghetti squash cooked together in a special attempt at developing cursed culinary skills (It was good. No, really.)
• Meringue cookies I baked in money saving effort to use up egg whites
• Any food item (except for plain toast) with a fried egg on it
• French food (except for French toast and French fries)
• Bratwurst
• Hot dogs
• Bologna
• Mortadella
• Raw meat
• Internal organs
• Sharp cheddar cheese (more for me)
• Stinky cheese
• Velveeta
• Dark Chocolate (again, more for me)
• Cooked broccoli
• Olives
• Mushrooms
• Sauerkraut
• Raw tomatoes
• Chunky tomatoes in marinara sauce I spent all day slaving over
• Potatoes (Doesn't include French fries, but does include potato chips, an oddity that I’m not going to press the issue on.)
• Onions, unless they are diced small and cooked
• Ice cream with kirshwasser
• Other stuff I forgot because the list is so long and then I make it because I’m the worst wife in the whole world, and should be fired.