Things That Make Sweetface Irrationally Angry
- Radios playing music in stores
- The Ancho D Rny Homeowner’s Association (Not their real name, but it’s what the sign at the entrance to the community says.)
- AOL
- The Millers
- Morons on TV
- When the speech doesn’t match the mouths of the morons on TV
- Headline teasers that take longer than the actual news story
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Tom Hanks (I can completely understand how Jerry Seinfeld could irritate someone, but Tom Hanks? Except for making The Terminal, what did he ever do to anybody?)
- Discussions about going on vacation
- Roller-skate shoes
- Home decorating
- Over-simplified explanations of technology that omit important details
- Blind speculation on the inner working of technology in movies and on TV (except for SciFi, of course)
posted by Sarah Letnes at 12:36 PM
2 Comments:
Newscasters, especially FOX Newscasters. They interview a police detective who politely tells them he can't discuss the case because it might jeopardize the investigation - so witless in back in the newsroom asks a question about the case. What an stupid ass. He deserves a boot to the head and my irrational displeasure. Oh, and the weatherman is a jackass.
2/27/2006 5:43 PM
Phos--Please stop watching the weather forecast. We're worried about your blood pressure.
You live in Arizona, it's going to be sunny and warm. The weather announcers out here have to make stuff up to maintain their mental health.
Rabbit--Do they drive by your house and shoot free membership CDs at you?
3/01/2006 9:44 AM
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