The funny disease.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Things That Make Sweetface Irrationally Angry

  1. Radios playing music in stores
  2. The Ancho D Rny Homeowner’s Association (Not their real name, but it’s what the sign at the entrance to the community says.)
  3. AOL
  4. The Millers
  5. Morons on TV
  6. When the speech doesn’t match the mouths of the morons on TV
  7. Headline teasers that take longer than the actual news story
  8. Jerry Seinfeld
  9. Tom Hanks (I can completely understand how Jerry Seinfeld could irritate someone, but Tom Hanks? Except for making The Terminal, what did he ever do to anybody?)
  10. Discussions about going on vacation
  11. Roller-skate shoes
  12. Home decorating
  13. Over-simplified explanations of technology that omit important details
  14. Blind speculation on the inner working of technology in movies and on TV (except for SciFi, of course)

3 Comments:

Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Newscasters, especially FOX Newscasters. They interview a police detective who politely tells them he can't discuss the case because it might jeopardize the investigation - so witless in back in the newsroom asks a question about the case. What an stupid ass. He deserves a boot to the head and my irrational displeasure. Oh, and the weatherman is a jackass.

2/27/2006 5:43 PM

 
Blogger Rabbit said...

AOL definitely makes me irrationally angry. Cancelling service with them is like trying to get out of a gang.

2/28/2006 4:41 PM

 
Blogger Sarah Letnes said...

Phos--Please stop watching the weather forecast. We're worried about your blood pressure.

You live in Arizona, it's going to be sunny and warm. The weather announcers out here have to make stuff up to maintain their mental health.

Rabbit--Do they drive by your house and shoot free membership CDs at you?

3/01/2006 9:44 AM

 

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