Misadventures in Home Buying: Happy Fun-time Continues

Meet builder Johnny Jackalsniffer. Johnny is one member of the freak parade that sashays by during the home buying experience. He is punctual but shows up with his daughter in tow. For efficiency, and because he loves the environment he leaves his truck running. Then he yells at you for daring to impugn his building prowess. Never mind that the tub really doesn’t drain and the garage light doesn’t turn on. The piece of crap house you’re buying is perfect.

The listing agent spent five whole minutes checking the house out before he signed the “This House is Perfect Binding Document.” What more could we want? It isn't the investor's responsibility to make sure the house is livable. After 15 minutes of yelling at us Johnny Jackalsniffer is out of the subdivision like a health-nut out of a Dunkin’ Donuts. So long, suckers.