The funny disease.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Cursed Tongue Recipe for Brownies:

  • Take ingredients and mixing bowl out of cabinets
  • Take brownie pan out of cabinet
  • Wash it because it’s dusty with flour and dishwasher residue
  • Crack egg into bowl
  • Measure 1/3 cup of oil pour into bowl
  • Dump in brownie mix
  • Notice that I missed 3 tablespoons of water in the ingredient list
  • Look in the drawer for tablespoon
  • Realize tablespoons are both dirty
  • Wonder if 3 tablespoons are the same as ¼ cup
  • Debate weather it’s easier to wash a tablespoon of hunt down a conversion chart
  • Decide who am I kidding I hate washing dishes and go through 2 cookbooks before finding conversion chart
  • Find out that a ¼ cup is 4 tablespoons
  • Measure in 1/8 cup and half of a 1/8 cup
  • Instructions on box say stir for 50 strokes
  • Ignore and stir only until mostly mixed
  • Pour mix into brownie pan
  • Cover dry bits with wet batter
  • Use rubber spatula to get batter off sides of bowl
  • Lick spatula
  • Turn on oven to preheat because I forgot to do it in the first place
  • Eat fun-sized Nestle Crunch Bar to hide fact that have been eating batter
  • Check face in mirror to be sure that am hiding fact that have been eating batter
  • Bake for less than time on instructions for gooey brownies


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