Cursed Tongue Recipe for Brownies:
- Take ingredients and mixing bowl out of cabinets
- Take brownie pan out of cabinet
- Wash it because it’s dusty with flour and dishwasher residue
- Crack egg into bowl
- Measure 1/3 cup of oil pour into bowl
- Dump in brownie mix
- Notice that I missed 3 tablespoons of water in the ingredient list
- Look in the drawer for tablespoon
- Realize tablespoons are both dirty
- Wonder if 3 tablespoons are the same as ¼ cup
- Debate weather it’s easier to wash a tablespoon of hunt down a conversion chart
- Decide who am I kidding I hate washing dishes and go through 2 cookbooks before finding conversion chart
- Find out that a ¼ cup is 4 tablespoons
- Measure in 1/8 cup and half of a 1/8 cup
- Instructions on box say stir for 50 strokes
- Ignore and stir only until mostly mixed
- Pour mix into brownie pan
- Cover dry bits with wet batter
- Use rubber spatula to get batter off sides of bowl
- Lick spatula
- Turn on oven to preheat because I forgot to do it in the first place
- Eat fun-sized Nestle Crunch Bar to hide fact that have been eating batter
- Check face in mirror to be sure that am hiding fact that have been eating batter
- Bake for less than time on instructions for gooey brownies
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